It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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