The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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