I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
