Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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