Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We're too hungover to prance.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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