they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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