I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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