She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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