Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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