Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
