Do you still have your period?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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