I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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