Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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