come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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