I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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