Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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