You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
