Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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