I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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