Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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