I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
