Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
he just fucked me for my cheese.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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