I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
