He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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