yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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