So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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