I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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