South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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