The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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