he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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