Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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