If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
