Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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