In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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