i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
The ass gains better be worth it
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