Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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