so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I fill condoms, not promises.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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