I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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