But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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