Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I could fuck to npr.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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