My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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