Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
