is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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