it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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