therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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