Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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