JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
now i know why i became what i already was.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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