you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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