yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
