Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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