thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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