I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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