im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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