He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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