covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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