I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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