dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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