i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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